|Vocals by|| Jemaine Clement|
|Heard in||Drive By|
|Appearances By|| Jemaine Clemaine|
|Album(s)||Flight of the Conchords (2008)|
Mutha'uckas features Jemaine and Bret singing about their frustration with the racist vendor and other annoyances of daily life. The self censoring is intentional — the band has always sung it that way in concerts.
Lyrics for Mutha'uckas from Drive By
I pay my mutha uckin’ rent fortnightly / Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me / An amount from my account / Goes out on A.P / On AP! / Yeah, you know me / Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee / Makes my payment short / My rent comes back to me / Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty / So you fee me ‘cause of your mutha uckin’ fee?! / Read the words / On my ATM slip, it said / We’re all mutha uckas / And we’re uckin’ with your shi- / Come on
Too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my shi- / My transaction shi-! / There’s too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my shi- / My weekly statement shi-! / Too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my shi- / With my balance shi-! / How many mutha uckas? / Are too many to count / Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin’ grocery / The mutha ucka won’t sell an apple to a Kiwi / The shi- fight’s gonna get vicious and malicious / Cut the cra- ... / I need my red delicious / Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn’t valid / Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin’ fruit salad / Then... ... Granny Smith... ... / ...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ... / ...a mango... ... / Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my shi- / I’m gonna juice the mutha ucka / There’s too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my shi- / He’s gonna wake up in a smoothie / Too many mutha uckas / Uckin’ with my (beatboxing) / Everybody come on! / Yeah, Too many mutha uckas uckin’ with my shhhhh