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Mermaids
1x09 - Mermaids
Vocals by Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Heard in What Goes on Tour
Appearances By Bret McClegnie
Jemaine Clemaine
Album(s) Folk the World Tour
Mermaids02:06

Mermaids

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"Mermaids" was featured in the episode What Goes on Tour and is performed by Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement.

SummaryEdit

Bret and Jemaine imagine the girls of the water polo team are mermaids and sing an ode to the mythical creatures in a lounge act vocal style.

LyricsEdit

Lyrics for What Goes on Tour from What Goes on Tour

Uh-Ah / Uh-Ah / Uh-Ah Uh-Uh /

Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid Mermaid / Mermaid / Mermaid /

Mermaid murmured into my ear / The answers to questions / Im longing to hear. / Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? / Do you, a mermaid, have slightly webbed hands? / ewww / (AH AH AH)

Is it normal for a guy to wear a scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea? / Make love to me. / Would it be weird for you / If I touched your fishy half? / I know it would for me

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH / AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? / Am I invited? / (AHHH) / At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed? / If so, then how do you light it? / (OOO) / Are you the answer to a drunken sailors lonely wish? / Wish wish wish / Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock / Holding half a fish? / Half a sexy fish

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH / AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O OHHHH


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