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Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring

Frodo (Don't Wear the Ring) is a Flight of the Conchords song that appears in the TV episode "The Actor".


LyricsEdit

[JERMAINE AND BRET] Frodo, don't wear the ring. I know it's very tempting. Yes, you will appear to disappear, But the dark riders they'll know you're there. Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies'

[EUGENE as Saruman] Many spies, have many eyes'

[JERMAINE AND BRET] One ring to bind them, to find them, One ring to rule them all, One ring to bind them, one to find them, One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!! Yea, Little Frodo! You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them with your ring!

[EUGENE as Saruman] Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.

[MEL as Arwen] If you want him, come and claim him!

[BRET as Frodo] Do they, Gandalf'

[MURRAY as Gandalf] I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!

[JERMAINE as Sam] I can't carry the ring But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.

[DAVE as Aragorn] You have my sword,

[BRET as Legolas] And my bow,

[DAVE as Gimli] And my axe!

[MEL as Arwen] Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!

[JERMAINE as Sam] Mordor'

[DAVE as Aragorn] We'll never make it. There's thousands of them and only nine of us'

[BRETas Frodo with ring] Ohhhh'

[DAVE as Aragorn] We made it'

[BRET as Frodo] Hurray, we made it.

[BRET AND JERMAINE] Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring' All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing' I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4 Your little ass so close to the floor. Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor The Fellowship! (Yea the fellowship) I don't rap about bitches and hos, I rap about witches and trolls, just passing on the words of the Elven king, Wisdom to all Frodo! Don't wear the ring!

[JERMAINE AND BRET] Frodo don't wear the ring, The magical bling bling, You'll never be the Lord of the Rings

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