Unable to pay off their back rent, Bret and Jemaine move in with Mel and Doug; Murray looks to cash in on a stage play about the Conchords' travails.
• Petrov, Yelyena, & Me - This song features Bret with Mel and Doug playing Yelyena and Petrov, respectively. In the song, all three are stranded on a boat and are suffering of starvation, until Petrov and Yelyena secretly plan to eat Bret gradually overnight, starting with his leg, then his arm. Bret sees them eating on bones and questions them on where his legs and arms have gone, and Petrov and Yelyena try to cover up their actions by saying that they're eating the fish in the sea. Eventually, Bret grows tired over being eaten and decides to digest arsenic to poison his meat, despite being sick from doing so. In the end, Petrov and Yelyena die and Bret is left alive with just his head.
This is sung after the boys meet Brahbrah, and is how they each describe how they have fallen in love with a girl, before realising they are both in love with the same girl. The song is a parody of R. Kelly's "Same Girl". Eugene, appears in the video, and is called on to stop the track, while they clarified the situation. Bret and Jemaine then debate as to whether he name was "Barbara" or "BrahBrah", the latter being correct.