Unable to pay off their back rent, Bret and Jemaine move in with Mel and Doug; Murray looks to cash in on a stage play about the Conchords' travails.
• Petrov, Yelyena, & Me - This song features Bret with Mel and Doug playing Yelyena and Petrov, respectively. In the song, all three are stranded on a boat and are suffering of starvation, until Petrov and Yelyena secretly plan to eat Bret gradually overnight, starting with his leg, then his arm. Bret sees them eating on bones and questions them on where his legs and arms have gone, and Petrov and Yelyena try to cover up their actions by saying that they're eating the fish in the sea. Eventually, Bret grows tired over being eaten and decides to digest arsenic to poison his meat, despite being sick from doing so. In the end, Petrov and Yelyena die and Bret is left alive with just his head.
Jemaine and Bret, in dire financial straits, began discussing prostitution as a possible means of income. As they walked into a Chinese restaurant, Bret stated his skepticism about whether or not the scheme would work, because they "never get sex or get paid." Jemaine retorted by telling Bret that all the ladies were checking out his "sugalumps." Bret, confused, asked Jemaine what he meant, leading Jemaine to break out into song about his "sugalumps," a euphemism for his testicles. During the music video, Bret joined him in singing, and added his own rap which referenced the past song "Prince of Parties". As the song ended, Bret was still skeptical, and said that Jemaine should be the prostitute.