Unable to pay off their back rent, Bret and Jemaine move in with Mel and Doug; Murray looks to cash in on a stage play about the Conchords' travails.
• Petrov, Yelyena, & Me - This song features Bret with Mel and Doug playing Yelyena and Petrov, respectively. In the song, all three are stranded on a boat and are suffering of starvation, until Petrov and Yelyena secretly plan to eat Bret gradually overnight, starting with his leg, then his arm. Bret sees them eating on bones and questions them on where his legs and arms have gone, and Petrov and Yelyena try to cover up their actions by saying that they're eating the fish in the sea. Eventually, Bret grows tired over being eaten and decides to digest arsenic to poison his meat, despite being sick from doing so. In the end, Petrov and Yelyena die and Bret is left alive with just his head.
Sung by Bret and Jemaine, in attempt to cheer Murray up after he becomes depressed at not being able to close a record deal with a major label. The song is comprised of various facets of Murray's life, which become quite depressing, especially when Murray's wife, Shelley, is mentioned, who has apparently left him for someone she met on the internet. Other points of Murray's life mentioned are that he is good at matching his shirts to his ties, he had an English Bulldog dog, he has an '03 Accord (only one previous owner), and that he has all of his limbs.