A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice Mmmmm, very nice Just because you've been exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south No. A kiss is not a contract, But it's very nice, It's very, very nice, Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockey Just because I'm in a two man novelty band Doesn't mean it's all about poontang. I can't go around loving everyone I just wouldn't get anything done You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice but that won't get you into pants paradise They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh A kiss is not a contract but it's very nice. It's very very nice. I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby We're only two men, ladies Babies. Pretty babies.
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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A Kiss is Not a Contract is a Flight of the Conchords song that appears in the TV episode...