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Femident Toothpaste
2x01 - Femident Toothpaste
Vocals by Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Heard in A Good Opportunity
Appearances By Bret McClegnie
Jemaine Clemaine
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Femident Toothpaste

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"Femident Toothpaste" was featured in the episode A Good Opportunity and is performed by Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement.

SummaryEdit

After being hired by Martin Clark to do a commercial for a woman's toothpaste, Bret and Jemaine wrote a jingle that was used in the melody, which described women before instructing them to use the toothpaste. In the commercial for the song, Bret and Jemaine appeared dressed as toothpaste coming out of toothpaste tubes.

LyricsEdit

Lyrics for Femident Toothpaste from A Good Opportunity

You are a woman you wear woman's wear / You have breasts and long-ish hair / You're kind-of found everywhere / Yet you're still very rare / Oh yeah

You're a woman and you love to weave / You're a woman, you have woman's needs / I know you'll have women's rights / You're a woman with teeth now take a bite

Of Femident Toothpaste, yeah / For your feminine dental care / Oh yeah / Oh Femident Toothpaste / Femident, Femident... Femident


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