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A Kiss is Not a Contract is a Flight of the Conchords song that appears in the TV episode "Girlfriends".

LyricsEdit

Lyrics for A Kiss is Not a Contract from Girlfriends

A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice It's very nice

Just because you've been Exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take An expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice It's very, very nice

Just because we've been Playing tonsil hockey Doesn't mean you get to score the goal That’s in my jockeys

Just because I'm in a two man novelty band Doesn’t mean it's all about poontang I can't go around loving everyone I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner That might be quite nice You could buy me a burrito And some beans and rice But that won't get you into pant's paradise

They call it a fly Because it takes you up to heaven, oh oh

A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice It’s very, very nice

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby We're only two men, ladies Oh babies, oh, pretty babies

Flight of the Conchords Songs
The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room) · Robots · I'm Not Crying · Inner City Pressure · Boom · Rock the Party · Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymnoceros · Think About It · Song for Coco · If You're Into It · She-Wolf · Pencils in the Wind · Happy Birthday, Sally · Song for Sally · Business Time · Bowie · Bret, You Got It Going On · Albi the Racist Dragon · Mutha'uckas · Leggy Blonde · Foux du Fafa · A Kiss Is Not a Contract · Mermaids · Ladies of the World · The Prince of Parties · Cheer Up, Murray · Frodo (Don't Wear the Ring) · Bret's Angry Dance · Doggy Bounce · Rejected · Femident Toothpaste · Angels · Sugalumps · You Don't Have to be A Prostitute · Rap (Is Not Very Good) · Hurt Feelings (Reprise) · Stay Cool · Like In My Dreams · Friends · Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor · Do Australians Feel Love · Carol Brown · We're Both in Love with a Sexy Lady · Canine Pepilepsy · Love is Your Weapon of Choice · I Love Dogs with Epilepsy · Scarborough Fair · Demon Woman · 오! 그대여 춤추자 · Fashion is Danger · Bret's Day · I Told You I Was Freaky · Petrov, Yelyena, & Me

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